by Iggy star September 13, 2017
Get the Flat Fartmug. When a really obese people loses a ton of weight in a short amount of time, making their appearance seem pinched or unnaturally small
by Ding_Dong_Long_Schlong December 12, 2016
Get the Flat Fatmug. When the milk has been left out of the fridge for a prolonged period of time, so the milk is no longer cold and crisp.
by YaMother'sGash August 29, 2016
Get the Flat Milkmug. The peak of the Dunning Kruger effect in action and when logic reaches a state of nonexistence you get a flat earther.
Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.
You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Another way to classify them is much like quantum physics where we have quantum superposition where something can be 2 opposite things at one time in which case they are both smart and stupid but only smart at being stupid.
You see what I did there I killed them with the very thing they despise SCIENCE !!!!!
Me- you know one of the most respected and crucial equations in science is E=Mc2.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
Flat earther- No it's P3=N15
Me- Hmmm nope that's what you lack sir that is still living in his mom's basement.
Flat earther- OH SHIT !!! you must be paid by Nasa.
by pwarrow88 November 22, 2021
Get the Flat earthermug. by deimos-dread April 21, 2020
Get the Flat Pussymug. 
I don't have a long (bullish) position in an investment, nor do I have a short (bearish) investment in that investment. I have no position, I'm flat.
by hrtshpdbox February 5, 2022
Get the I'm Flatmug.