Sam

Which one of you laxtation crap Sissy Fucked my Cousion

Stoopid asss yankee fuck all im a redneck named sam

by Sammmmy Dadddy May 10, 2019

Sam

The girl version of Sam, short for Samantha, refers to a hot girl who's really good at giving blowjobs. She has a small but hot body and knows how to pleasure a man better than anyone else.

That girl is really hot.. I bet her name's Sam.

by dougcrazyxmultiple November 30, 2015

Sam

A very gay person who likes cock in there mouth 24/7 and will swallow cum from a big black guy

Niba1: what’s up sam
Niba2: I like men

by Juanito el pito January 19, 2019

Sam

a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.

"Is Juul coming to the beach on Thursday?"
"Na, he sammed it"

by Stijner June 20, 2019

Sam

The biggest sideman ever known to the human race.

Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?

Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.

by Broome123 May 16, 2016

The Sam

Cunt who doesnt pay you back, even when he hurts you

OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!

by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019

Sam

They are the badass of your friend group, and everyone envies her skills. She’s intellectually superior and can have anything she wants in a heartbeat, guys want to be with her and girls want to be her. But this blue eyed savage is a lesbian so she’s too cool for the popular cliches and has serious beef with the cliche leader. She goes by Sam because “Samantha” is to much of a god damned mouthful.

“Woah, Sam just stole my girl”
“Shit, Sam just decked Jessica’s dude!”
“Woah, Sam just stole the cliche leaders BFF because she doesn’t have a stick up her ass”

by That one boss ass lesbian May 18, 2018