Noah

A bitch that cares about no one but himself

Have you met Noah? If you haven't, don't he he is a selfcentered little brat.

by Hocus Pocus 3055 November 7, 2018

Noah

4 letter Word for Loud Orphaned Turtles, Used in Canadian Scrabble (Noun)

The building went up in flames like Noah's hopes and dreams.

by Insert chickens February 21, 2018

noah

mole king

wow noah is a mole king

by moleprincess April 16, 2020

Noah

He’s the one screaming My Chemical Romance lyrics while wrestling that one stuck up jock.

NOAH: When I was a young boy
My father took me into the city
To see a marching band
He said, son, when you grow up
Would you be the savior of the broken
The beaten, and the damned?
He said, will you defeat them
Your demons and all the non-believers?

by UwUdick March 6, 2019

noah

noah is a genuinely great person he is always there for you when you need him the post he can keep your secrets he’s loyal and handsome and gives the best hugs he is also a great kisser if you get with a noah you are probably the luckiest girl ever. he knows what to do and when to do it. he can get mad but that’s just him he has an amazing personality and won’t judge you at all.

“did you see noah today” -scarlet
“yeah he’s with that girl that bitch”-scarlets friend
“dang scarlet you lost your only chance with a great guy” -scarlets friend
“yeah”-scarlet

by 6624feelings July 8, 2019

Noah

An absolute joke. He’s typically an obese, and gay, Asian with glasses that loves and craves thick men. He is unstable and will yell “Get the griddy” in order to relate with other children and hide is small cock. I would not recommend letting him near your children though as he will hurt them.

“Yo, that man just screwed that child”
“An average Noah activity, what else did you expect? ”

by Stumm Jedla June 13, 2022

Noah

A simp or a furry and thats about it

1. Noah just fell for an egirl in lego city HEY!! build the furry patrol and burn the heretic! New Noah patrol from LEGO city

by pro memer February 20, 2020