That's messed

When something is so messed up but in a funny way

"YO! I was just cheating on my math test but then Mr. Smith caught me so I gave him the nastiest upper cut to the jaw, elbowed him, and then threw him down the hallway"
"That's messed"

by ashywashyrashy000 May 19, 2022

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Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo

Labrador Retrievers are the sweetest dogs EVER, that is until you mess with them. If you mess with a Labrador Retriever, it is NOT gonna be good for you. At all.

Human: Hey Benny, do you want to...
Labrador Retriever: *perks up*
Human: HA!!! Just kidding.
Labrador Retriever: Mess with the labbo, you get the stabbo.

by Pialinist November 22, 2023

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Cleaning up my mess

That is not what you're doing. People were pissed about the thing I said. They came to the wrong person. They got the wrong guy. YOU completely fabricated an explanation to placate the mob. But you're not the Hym interpreter. They thought YOU were ME under one of my previous names. You just want people to not be mad so you made up an explanation to make yourself the hero and me the villain and the. I WAS RIGHT about the weaponized schizophrenia and the school shootings started. From explicitly that. You aren't involved. You're not an authority on the matter.

Hym "So if you're 'cleaning up my mess' your also stealing my jewelry on my way out the door. You don't know me. You didn't know what I was doing and you lying and making shit up to make people less mad, got those fucking kids murdered. If the FBI had known about the weaponized schizophrenia surveillance farms that started after you lied and tried to ban off it, they would have been able to do something. You're not a part of this. If the people I wanted to be a part of it had got involved INSTEAD OF YOU, instead of listening to you. There would be more kids alive. You're not anything here and your trying to make me that so you don't have to be that anymore. You were going nowhere in life. You fucked this up for me and everyone else."

by Hym Iam December 10, 2025

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absolute mess

when one is found in a state of paralysis, vomit stains on their clothing and an elastic band placed around the head as a chin strap.

the male version tends to have their rod protruding from the zip area of the lower garments.

'I seen your man (TQ) in an absolute mess outside the bar on Sunday'

by jamiej13 May 28, 2014

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