Callum

Big saddo with no life and no friends. Is extremely erotic but disgusting to look at and be around.

Hey Callum

by DefinitelyNotCallum December 14, 2021

Callum

The type of guy that will do anything for a primal shotgun in Fortnite. Even murder his pets

Callum: GIVE ME PRIMAL SHOTGUN

Joe: SUCK MY DICK

Callum: *kills*

by CALLUMWANTSIT March 19, 2021

Callum

A highly funny individual who is trying to use this amazing sense of humour for fame on tiktok (@skelm)

have you followed Callum on tiktok yet?

No, but I should, his username is @skelm right?

Yes

by skelmcallum January 15, 2020

Callum

Likes to ballroom dance with mohib

Callum- oh yes mohib

by Moucy June 12, 2018

Callum

The best name ever, I love callums and wish I could be with them all the time. If you get a Callum, hold on to them forever because you will never find someone like them.

Fiona: I’m pretty great, right?
Callum: WALKS IN
Fiona: Starts praying to him

by killlists August 19, 2022

callum

Hi I am Callum. I lost my leg in a car crash and replaced it with my DICK(It IS BIG)

If you see a Thicc boy waking it is a Callum.

by Strip club fan October 26, 2022

Callum

He is sooo hot and sexy. He gets all the girls unlike Landon. He has a lot of confidence and did I mention how hot he is. Sometimes Callum feelths lonely and depressed but tis thus time thou cheer thy upwards. UWU

He has a huge cock.

I heard Callum has a crush on Dallas

by Oohyeahdaddyuh July 10, 2022