by Masculine turtle girl February 4, 2024

A ginger of Australian descent. After a long voyage on a cruise ship, spending most his childhood as a Queef Merchant apprentice, he arrived naked and hairless on the Aberdeen shore. He is commonly found in a male strip club licking the sweat off the used poles.
"Hey phil, i kinda dirtied pole number 5. could you call Callum beedie to come clean it" Gary Wayne Coleman, veteran gay stripper
by Mary queen of sluts March 28, 2023

by F5xMagiicZz May 7, 2018

A wannabe boy racer mobile, made with precise German engineering and covered in protein based seat stains, primarily used for the attempted collection of chavets who have not been able to get a space in a "noncing corsa" at McDonald's car park.
Have you seen the state of Callum's car again, it's getting more and more like that fake taxi each week with the amount of stains in the seats
by The Tired Engineer August 19, 2020

Callum is a jack ass with a small penis that watches porn every night and masturbates to a wierd looking pillow and has no friends since he is very lonely and gets no girls with his small penis
by callum is a jerk November 2, 2021

by anonymous December 8, 2021
