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winter bear

the most dangerous bear of all. (can also be applied to people who are ticking time bombs)

known to the natives of northern alaska, these bears are likely too old, weak or hungry to hibernate.

in the winter, bears are generally thought to be scarce, nestled away in their dens, sleeping until spring. encountering a bear in the winter can be quite shocking, often catching people off guard. this, coupled with the fact that the bear is likely more agitated and desperate than usual, makes the winter bear a very dangerous and feared creature.
RIA: damn i forgot my lighter.

ASIA: look! there’s a methhead over by that dumpster. go ask him if he has a lighter so we can smoke this and get back inside, it’s freezing out.

RIA: are you crazy? that’s psycho pete. he’s a total winter bear. i’d be lucky to walk away with my limbs if i approach him.
by idtst March 17, 2020
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Money Bear

A large gay sugar daddy, who also has a great deal of body hair.
Dude, how are you gonna pay for that? Don't worry, my Money Bear has me covered.
by UncleHotDog July 17, 2020
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Bear train

When three large, Hairy, Gay men run a train on one another.
Did you see Ricky, He cant walk right from that Bear train last night.
by Devon T January 28, 2018
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Indian Bear

an Indian bear is a very hairy bear like man who happens to be indian.
shane brassens is an Indian bear,
why?

look at his chest, you cant see any skin?! its all hair!!!

omg ur right!! hes an indian bear
by crasbox December 22, 2020
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looking for bears

a gay man looking for large husky hairy gay men If you look up bears on urban dictionary it will tell you they are large husky very hair men. Gays looking for this type of partner advertise in code. i.e. "looking for bears.
There are lots of ads on Craiog's List looking for bears.
by gkcoco October 4, 2013
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Fyogi Bear

Fyogi Bear is Yogi Bears retarded cousin. He likes pancakes and cookies with chocolate milk.
Fyogi Bear: I want some panckaes!!! DOH
Yogi Bear: shut up Fyogi!!!
Fyogi Bear: awwww
by DeadRabbit October 22, 2013
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the staring bear

When a hairy man is going at it with a girl, and she prematurely runs away, and he finishes while staring his male best friend in the face.
Man, I gave Jj the staring bear last night!
by starrrfire January 6, 2012
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