Phantom Shit

When you feel like you need to take a shit, but instead you just fart

Person 1: Yo, I thought I needed to shit, but instead I had a massive was fart

Person 2: That's a phantom shit

by Dyster June 15, 2018

Phantom Haptics

Haptics is the science of applying touch sensation to interact with computer applications. Just as with phantom limbs the sensation of the limb is still felt, phantom haptics occurs when the sensations associated with an electronic device is still felt even when that device is not physically in contact with the body.

I have experienced phantom haptics when I am not wearing my Apple Watch. I still feel my watch telling me to stand up even though I am not wearing it.

by Phileesi August 22, 2015

phantom money

When you have money in your bank account, but it can't be used because you are waiting for a bill to post from an automated payment. This usually causes frustration because you want to go on a shopping spree with that money.

I have $1000 in my checking account but I can't use it because my car insurance is due and its $850. Stupid phantom money!

by sabine3212 May 13, 2010

Phantom Manor

Phantom Manor, Located in Disneyland Paris (formerly known as Disneyland Euro),Phantom Manor is the European version of the classic Disney attraction The Haunted Mansion. This version unlike any otherHaunted Mansion attraction has a clear storyline about a bride,her father(the phantom) and the husband to-be. The manor was originally narrated in English by Vincent Price but doe to some disagreements with French officials the ride is narrated in French by:Gerard Chevalier. This version is so far (not including to up and coming HKDL version of The Haunted Mansion) that doesn't include the Hitchhiking Ghosts but still has the mirrors that doe show you that a "ghost" is very near you. Also a another fact about this ride that the storyline comes from a mixture of the Haunted Mansion storyline and the storyline of The Phantom of The Opera.

Gosh, Phantom Manor is much more scary then the other Haunted Mansions.

by disneyjunky September 4, 2009

Phantom Nut

When a man with only one nut has such a good fucking that it feels like his missing nut is there again. A phantom nut is usually identified as pain in the area of where that nut used to be.

She rode me so good i felt it in my Phantom Nut!

by Halfaman December 8, 2009

Phantom Negro

A nonexistent black person, usually male, who is blamed by a white person for a crime that said white person committed themselves. So far the Phantom Negro has kidnapped and murdered Susan Smith's kids, carved the letter B (for Barack Obama) in Ashley Todd's face, thrown acid in Bethany Storro's face, and murdered Charles Stuart's wife.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear that Whiteguy McWhitey burned down his own house and told the police a black guy did it?
Person 2: The Phantom Negro strikes again.

by StrugglingStudent December 10, 2010

Phantom Forces

Phantom Forces is a competitive FPS Game on the platform ROBLOX. The game was developed by Stylis Studios and was released on August 31, 2021. The game consists of two main teams; the Phantoms and the Ghosts. Each are Mercenary groups that fight for resources. The Phantoms are often indicated by their blue coloration, and the Ghosts with their orange coloration. The game is quite popular, but is very rough towards newer players.

P1: Hey man, wanna play some Phantom Forces?
P2: No man, I try to play it and I just get spawn killed.
P1: Understandable.

by Kurindor February 20, 2022