Fish Netting

When you're nondiscrimatorily swiping right on a dating app, such as Tinder, in order to collect and filter through matches much like how fish nets are used by fisherman.

Person 1: "why are you swiping right on everyone?"

Person 2: "haven't had much luck lately so I'm just fish Netting to see what's out there."

by zismahname May 12, 2018

spiked through the net

When your boy bums you so hard that the condom breaks when he busts in your booty.

Nate: Yo Andy, why's your booty dripping?
Andy: Awe Frick! Max must have spiked through the net again...
Max: Sure did Andy. Sure did.

by cuckfart October 13, 2020

wet net

A wet net is cricketing parlance for having a few beers to keep your eye on as opposed to actually having a physical net practise .

Big game tomorrow boys, anyone keen on a wet net?

by Steakncheese December 2, 2025

net talker

someone who solely talks on the Internet but will never actually do that shit in person

username2527: ur a fat ugly pig and I could punch you

username6756:: stop being a net talker a do that shit

by drakeandnickibelong September 14, 2023

Dip netting

You have heard of crop dusting, where you fart while walking to spread the aroma? Dip netting is when you, the farter, uncork the fart while standing still and let the minnows come to you.

The teacher gladly held the door while dip netting her students as they entered the classroom and all took a face full of her trouser cough. (See ‘trouser cough’ in Urban Dictionary.)

by Miquelito6233 August 8, 2023

For the net

A man named shauntre

Shauntre is for the net.

by lolllllmaoo January 1, 2024

Turtle Net

Beyond slow and very slow Internet Connection.

Sorry late reply, I'm using a turtle net.

by PuyatLord June 11, 2014