A ritualistic sexual act that must be performed on the altar of a newly built church, in order to enhance the abilities of young maidens who choose the path of Thothood. The ritual involves the maiden getting spanked on the forehead, followed by the bellybutton D poke... For the ritual to be complete, violent cumshots need to go in both of the maiden's ears (The right ear first), cumshots that will sacrifie her sense of hearing permanently so that her full potential can be unleashed without ever having to hear what others think about it...
The ancient Thottery Thotem sais that in order to have a chance to become one of the legendary Thots, you have to perfectly syncronise the final act of Satan's Blessing with the 6th sound the church's bell makes, when announcing the 6th hour of the 6th day of the 6th month...
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By uttering this phrase you're wishing your desired target to be banned.
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Chai: u don’t know who that is? That’s blessing. She’s gonna be mine one day
Drew: not before I get her
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Drew: not before I get her
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John: "He's in the can doing his daily Good Morning and God Bless give him another twenty minutes."
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Fuckboys and lazy people use this word when they're too cool (see: SWAG) for using proper English with 2 more letters.
Fuckboys and lazy people use this word when they're too cool (see: SWAG) for using proper English with 2 more letters.
1: I'm truly bless
2: What?
1: God is great I'm so bless
2: You mean blessed?
1: Duh
2: Learn English.
2: What?
1: God is great I'm so bless
2: You mean blessed?
1: Duh
2: Learn English.
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