smoke the turkey

male masturbation

Instead of sex I prefer to smoke the turkey.

After a night out at the bar I like to go home and smoke the turkey.

During office hours my boss likes to sit at his desk and smoke the turkey.

While watching porn I enjoy smoking the turkey.

by bufumufu1 November 26, 2010

[up in smoke]

the greatest movie in the world youll laugh your ass off.its a really funny stoner movie.cheech and chong are ausome!!!!!!!its funny as shit!!!!!!

in up in smokea police officer stoped cheech and chongand cheech ate their joint the officer asked what were their names?
cheech:uh his name is
chong:ruhhhhh!! (throws up)
cheech:rrrraphl
its funny

by whycare April 25, 2007

smoking up

to "toke"; to smoke marijuana.

yo!dude!! we were just smoking up, where the fuck where you??

by sh0tybumbati June 18, 2009

Nathan Smoke

a really nice guy and great streamer, always has something nice to say on Twitter. he wears cool glasses

Who is your favorite streamer?
I really like Nathan Smoke!!

by bruhuwu October 21, 2020

smoking ass

The act of aggressively beating your friends in monopoly. To have such a commanding lead, the other players are willing to get down on their knees, spread open your anus, and have a feeding frenzy on. your brown eye, for some property

Hey honey, I'm really smoking ass in monopoly over here!

Last night i smoked so much ass!

by Chuck Javers November 30, 2016

Smoke the pole

Slang term for a blow job!

Excuse my young lady, do you smoke the pole?

by Wheatamus Prime January 12, 2009

Smoke Shake

The handshake of someone who has a "smoke" or "smoke meat"(meaning small penis). The handshake usually shows a lack of confidence by being too loose, or arrogance by being far too firm. More likely it will be loose, but occasionally it may be extremely firm due to the male with the smokes excessive weigh lifting in an attempt to compensate for his smoke. Other known signs of small genitalia may be an indicator that someone has a smoke shake.

Ray:Bro, that guy had a fucking smoke shake.

Stevie: Dude, I know, felt like I was shaking a dead fish. He must have a really smoke ass smoke.

by g9aul August 10, 2009