poop

a brown substance from the anus
corn poop: the poop with corn in it
green poop : a green poop

green corn poop: the poop that has corn and is green
killer poop: the poop that hurts so bad that it feels like it could kill you
shotgun poop: the poop that fires out of ya bum like a shotgun
gun poop: like the shotgun poop but only one poop instead of 4 bursts of thick diarrhea

nugget: a little ball of poop
the trots: diarrhea

fart trots: when you think you will fart but you push too hard and end up pooping your pants
hot poop: a burning poop
crawling poop: the kind that you try to push out but end up just farting and not pooping
monster poop: the poop that is so big that you can not believe it can flush
clean poop: the kind that you poop but there is nothing on the paper

me: i had a big poop!!!

by pookiesgramma November 04, 2017

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