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Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry
I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres
by Kramardi September 15, 2022
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gypsy-rock

Gypsy punk is a hybrid musical genre that crosses traditional Romani music with punk rock, was active mostly in the early 1990's. Gypsy-rock encapsulates “rebellion, anarchy, and resistance”. Many Gypsy-rock bands sing in many different languages, often switching languages in song.
Person 1: What happens when take away guitar from a rock band and add 50 different cultures?
Person 2: That's Gypsy-Rock dude
by Jaimerz November 3, 2015
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Face rock

Face Rock - verb action

when something hits your face and you keep it
by soapy violence June 28, 2017
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Shock Rock

A rock band with antics that shock the targeted audience.
"In order for my shock rock band to succeed, I'm going to need a unibreast implant in the middle of my chest and enough Hitler mustaches to cover my entire body!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO April 18, 2023
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Gaming Rock

Some dude that seems like they love the cum monster under their sheets.
Hey Gaming Rock! Your Channel is tresh.
by anonymous December 1, 2022
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rock

i eat rock
by anonymous May 24, 2022
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rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.
Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"
by Rock in your sock December 14, 2015
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