barbie fish

A very pretty girl that is perfect like a barbie and she loves the ocean/water so she is like a fish. Kind of like a flawless beach girl.
him- "Bro did you see Natalie today? She is a total barbie fish"
by barbie fish July 15, 2017
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wet fish

A non-firm handshake, no effort, sloppy.
He his handshake was a wet fish
by Why is this so bloody hard? April 03, 2017
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Wet Fish

Boring person, dull, lame, dreary, a person who ruins a good mood.
His wife was a bit of a wet fish at the orgy, she only gave me a handjob.
by WorfsTarg July 29, 2023
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mucus fishing syndrome

Mucus fishing syndrome is when you anally fist a persons asshole, gather large amounts of ass mucus and place the anal mucus onto the persons eyeballs.
The doctor told her she had mucus fishing syndrome. Her eyes were glazed over with ass mucus.
by Hugh jassle October 01, 2020
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Fish posting

A social media user that posts a photo or a fact about fish. Usually wholesome. Very fun and neat. I love fish posting.
User 1:"The longear sunfish has beautiful colors that include reds, orange, and teal. They usually eat insects and small fish."
User 2: you are fish posting.
by OrganDisplayer1912 April 24, 2023
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fish counter

A fish counter is a vagina which smells like fish.
John: Oi oi hear about alice and her fish counter?
Bob: Yeah everyone knows I think she needs some baby wipes for her vagina
by Mat365 January 22, 2018
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