Shit-lent Green

Green shit. Your digestive system is probably working too fast and didn’t get the bile out of your dump. Or your just ate a shitton of asparagus and discoloured it.

Bob: Alright, who left a lump of Shit-lent Green in the toilet?

Alice: (looking back and forth) Wasn’t me.
Bob: Cut down on the asparagus, I beg you!

by E hates Q January 8, 2024

Green

YOU

You green asf

by d.ddotttt April 14, 2023

Green Dudes from Mortal Engines

A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).

Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.

by A. Miller September 25, 2025

The green revolution

Some cool shit WHICH DID improve the human condition

Alexa: The green revolution did not improve the human condition.

Rae: Now thinks women shouldnt have the freedom of expression.

by Grasseaterultra February 21, 2022

greens

an alternative for weed that is green (untouched)

bro i’m so happy my girlfriend let me smoke greens last night

by ay111ac February 3, 2022

Green FN

a phrase used when you shoot a basketball knowing its going to go in

person 1: "Green FN!"
person 2: "bro you airballed"

by ajthesungod on soundcloud April 12, 2024

green doiley

When a leprechaun ejaculates into a tissue it becomes a green doiley.

I found Conor’s green doiley tucked behind my laptop!

by Lanaslayer May 3, 2018