by MuffinHatesMath August 12, 2024
Mom: You have to do your homework, dishes, and every single chore in the house
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!
You: For the love of god please for the love of god!
by TheChhingieahsdhb May 05, 2022
Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
This sentence is used whenever:
1-Robbers have broken into your house
2-The airplane came, but the wrong one. Said before the airplane crashes into your house.
3-What a child says when they learn "almost curse words" for the first time
4-what you say before your uncle Declan plays the touching game and you don't want to
Mother:here comes the airplane *moves her hand around, spoon in hand.*
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
Child:*looks outside* Mama-
Mother:Oh crap of frick oh god oh FRICK CRAP OH NO GOD
Child:Crap frick
Mother:don't say that, little billy
Child:mama
Mother:awww
Turns out they were dreaming after the incident in a coma, and little billy never said mama at the end.
by IDK.WHAT.TO.NAME.ME.876 May 21, 2023
A cleaning method for post-coitus cleansing of one’s phallus, outlined below:
When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle
The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
When a man finishes inside someone, he:
1) Pulls his soggy, cummy, dick out
2) Dips his dick in some soapy water
3) Rapidly smacks his dick across the person’s face and/or leg to clean it off
4) Finishes with a nice little giggle
The act is an homage to when the legendary Bob Ross would clean his paint brush and rapidly smack it across a pole with a heartfelt chuckle each time.
Dipped my dick in the gal’s sienna red with my titanium white, so I did the God’s Paintbrush on her to get it nice and clean again hehe
by insemiN8 February 16, 2025
by Turtles9919 August 06, 2022
Birthed from the Spanish pi dimension and is worshipped all around the world.
Known as "sanchez" by worshippers.
Known as "sanchez" by worshippers.
I love the lamb of god!!!
by Chaoschamp March 25, 2018
A very cringy organization full of people who have spent their entire lives on writing smut. Mainly residing in the BTS catagory. Although majority of what they write is fluff, they read some kinky shit. The best part of their existence on Wattpad is that they host THE God of Smut. Some call her Jungcock for her obsession with BTS but most of her friends call her 'Daddy'. They are truly above average in their beliefs of the Jibooty... honestly they are merely fanfiction writers with no reads and are willing to do anything to get some...
by Juancock the Jungcock October 29, 2018