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Job

the thing we all fear and eventually have to have due to society. this thing usually has you do the most boring shit in existence for 8 hours straight and rewarding you with a few dollars. there is a reason why the unemployment rate is going up
Mark: hey Alvin, have you seen Ben lately?
Alvin: no. dude hasn't responded to my texts in a few days,
Mark: he is probably at his Job.
by appleapple_1 June 19, 2025
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blim job

In the game of beer pong when you shoot and it seems like its going in but it bounces off the rim of the cup, making you miss. By not making it you are being blue balled while simultaneously giving the cup a rim job (not to be confused with butt hole licking).

Blue ball + Rim job = Blim Job
Person 1: Aw man i just rim jobbed that cup! I should of made that!
Person 2:Dude thats the second time this game that you've been Blim Jobbed
by jacob lattaballz December 22, 2010
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Helpful Nub Job

When you are a certain Spaceman asking for a little 'physical' help from a certain no-armed hare
"I didn't just want a Helpful Nub Job, I also wanted just a bit of love too!" Spaceman Scott to Stumbler from Shipwrecked 64
by ReedicusRex November 16, 2024
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Job

Basically, when someone on Twitter says some dumb shit, you respond with "Job" and it will ratio their tweet. All it means is that the person who originally tweeted needs to get off their ass and get a job/life.
Tweeter 1 - "Make better music Piano G" (5 likes)
Tweeter 2 - "Job" (100 likes)
by AdamBnj June 26, 2021
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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs was the former CEO of Apple Inc, and one of the founders of DreamWorks animation. He died a few days before the iPhone 4s was released back in October of 2011.
steve jobs was a great CEO of Apple before he died.
by MasterCobra September 21, 2019
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Bone Job

Getting fisted by a person missing a hand and using only a job.
She sent elbow with that bone job
by wigglebang September 26, 2018
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Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.
"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"
by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 3, 2013
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