Oldham Job

When somebody pulls on a night out, and takes the person they’ve pulled back to their friend’s place, or wherever their friends are staying for the night.
“You know that girl Dan got with in the club? Well he took her back to Matt’s apartment, where all the lads were staying - proper Oldham Job!”
by El Slobo June 24, 2022
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PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff taken from work by thieving twats!
Colleague #1: Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not gonna steal that circular saw are you?

Colleague #2: It's not stealing, it's a perk of the job
by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020
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PERK OF THE JOB

Stuff stolen from work by thieving twats.
Chas; "Hey Dave (not his real name), you're not thinking of stealing that circular saw, are you.

Dave: It's not stealing Chas, it a 'perk of the job'!
by Ronnie Random December 18, 2020
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Savoir vivre job

When you dip the tip of your dick into a glass of red wine and then the female/male companion suck the tip off
Friend: Was she nasty or classy?
Other friend: Classy, she even did the Savoir vivre job
by 623crew March 13, 2021
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Kang Job

h: So I heard you had a kang and bang with erica last night.

z: Yeah bro, I scored 2 kang jobs in one night.
by ktoto August 03, 2009
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dent job

a dent job is two bald heads with headphone dents pressed together lubed up and used to jerk someone off
tim and john gave me a dent job
by gub20026363 January 10, 2025
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National Blow job day

November 19 is national blow job day where all girlfriends give blow job
His girlfriend gave her boyfriend a blow job to help with his stress on National blow job day
by lilly2222 November 19, 2022
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