once you go black you'll never go back

False....yeah.....seriously

Just like 1 being larger than 2, "once you go black you'll never go back" is false.

by Vergilkilla August 23, 2007

Go Fuck Yourself with a cactus

Someone pisses you off, annoys you or is being a plain fucktard, Go Fuck yourself with a cactus

''I FUCKED YOUR MUM! ''Go fuck yourself with a cactus''

by madareklaw September 13, 2012

don't go to school tomorrow

What the emo white boy that you were nice to tells you the day before he shoots up the school

"Hey, don't go to school tomorrow."
"Thanks, bro."

by Susssssssssussusususus January 12, 2017

go fuck you're self

1) Under the influence of bad grammar and mild retardation.
2) The misinterpretation of the more common phrase "go fuck yourself".
3) aftercrash.

aftercrash: Smitty, go fuck you're self.
Old Smitty: PWNED

by InStrife October 12, 2004

that's going to itch when it dries

The comment one makes when they, or someone else has a really wet-sounding fart

Billy: (farts loudly)
Tom: "Damn, Billy. That's going to itch when it dries!"

by Ocho-sinco November 23, 2016

Going/diving In Dick First

A guy that likes to get straight into a girl, hugs, kisses and even sex very shortly after meeting her.

Well you always go around Going/diving In Dick First. I like to keep it slow and steady with a girl.

by GandalfTheGreyyy September 25, 2013

Go To The Light Carol Anne!

A phrase most often used while sitting on the toilet during a Rectal Exorcism as a form of begging and pleading for the demon turd to leave your dark body and come to the light via your anus. A similar line also used in the famous movie, Poltergeist.

Frank had been on the toilet for over an hour as he was experiencing a Rectal Exorcism. His wife finaly came to check on him whereby heard groaning and moaning from behind the bathroom door followed by repeated screaming Go To The Light Carol Anne! Go To the Light Carol Anne! This was followed by several flushes and a notable sigh of relief.

by Eaton Holgoode May 1, 2014