Pimp juice is something that attracts the opposing sex. It can be anything from money to intelligence. It is also an energy drink some rapper owns.
by creampuffs April 19, 2015
Get the pimp juicemug. A juice-squirter is a person who has more physical reactivity than brains. The brains may disproportionately be constituted of extra blood vessels and other non-thinking matter, rather than actual functioning neural networks.
Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.
Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Say ANYTHING or give ANY information to a juice-squirter. The juice-squirter will always assume a personal reaction, and then have an episode of feelings and emotions that last for ages.
Juice squirters, when they're not looking for approval or making displays, are usually trying to get reactions out of others, in an attempt to soften them up for domination, while creating a sense of safety, because they cannot actually be of real social value, or truly decent people at all, ultimately.
Example:
"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."
A juice-squirter's commentary:
"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
"Every time *name* would have a conversation with someone, or do anything requiring paying attention, he would immediately start to gush and spout totally uncomposed thoughts. *Name* was one example of a type of idiot called a juice-squirter."
A juice-squirter's commentary:
"If inheritance qualifies one for office, intelligence cannot be a requirement" - John Kenneth Galbraith
"If you're going through hell, keep going." - Winston Churchill, a juice-squirter with some extra fat for thinking in his brain...or someplace.
by DanZhukovin October 2, 2019
Get the Juice-Squirtermug. Oh shit!, Danny been juice monkeying himself to gold rank in less than a week.
Jeff has legendary rank in like 2 days! He juice monkeyed that shit!
Jeff has legendary rank in like 2 days! He juice monkeyed that shit!
by 775notown March 19, 2023
Get the Juice monkeymug. by Nice to meat you June 8, 2021
Get the Red Juicemug. portal juice is a fluid or gel found in advanced scifi interdimensional portal technology, mostly because it looks cool. portal juice is usually blue, green, or purple and has some sort of glowy or floaty properties.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.
related to contrivium, unobtainium, and magic.
"if only I had packed more portal juice, I would have been able to escape from this four-dimensional cosmic static worm!"
by anpotato October 16, 2020
Get the portal juicemug. The Croc juice is scientifically proven to be heart healthy yet more addictive than heroin! Driving from. name Crockett ... C rock & the juice that is in the vagina during ejaculation... squirting. Crock juice
by Crockett, aimee lynne ....1Hip November 5, 2020
Get the Crock juicemug. by LILDRXGGIEKIDD June 3, 2017
Get the norc juicemug.