Johns mom

Darians bitch

Whos johns mom? oh thats just darians bitch.

by nciebfbxusjsbx July 5, 2023

John serechia

A local celebrity in the town ship of edgerton who has autism

That koo boy John serechia has serious autism foo

by Cee$ March 31, 2024

John Lyons School

Worst private school ever. Mostly due to having shitty students that dump you the day after asking you out. Their music teachers have kids that lie so much your not even sure they told the truth about their name. The guys grow baby moustaches thinking it cool but please god dammit just shave ur pedostache its not a good look.

"Should I go to John Lyons School?"
"God no the guys there are all dumb liars"

by Billie joe slay October 2, 2023

John Crews

Biggggg beefy daddy John, he makes you want to pull off all your clothes and spray all over. He is your king once you dap him up. Hot body John they call him. Some people deny his glorious seduction but they all cave eventually!

John crews made me cum

by Aiden Johnson September 27, 2023

Pulling a john

Willfully doing something stupid and/or irresponsible

You just went full retard by pulling a john

by lolIAmTotallyExtra November 23, 2024

John Lifeguard

A famous lifeguard out of Long Island, NY. Due to his time in service, he invented the notorious lifeguard skip, used by lifeguards all around the world as a more effective method to perform a rescue.

-"Have you heard about the famous lifeguard John Lifeguard?"
-"Yeah man, that dude was rad. The lifeguard skip is so fast."

by Lifeguard Association of USA July 19, 2023

John

About 1 and 30 people are named John, so if you walk up behind 30 random people and whisper in their ear "I know where you live John", you're probably going to scare the fuck out of one of them.

Me: "I know where you live John"

Guy: "Bitch my name is Michael Jordan"

by AgentComet March 14, 2022