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Evil Urban Dictionary 

The place to go to when you don't want any definitions for any words. It also sells you test tubes instead of mugs.
"Hey man, I went over to Evil Urban Dictionary and saw nothing interesting, but I got these test tubes!"

Don King dictionary

When a person uses incorrect or made up words in an ungrammitacal fashion trying to sound more intelligent.
Defined as using words i.e. conversalating, pleaded, speeded ect. used in a grammatically incorrect sentence. Ex: He must have learned how to speak from the Don King dictionary.

My rage for Urban Dictionary 

I wrote something 5010 characters long but the max is 1500 so now I'm angry
Me: grrrrr my rage for urban dictionary is great

Friend: dude chill out

Schrödinger's Dictionary

A way of using words where their meaning is intentionally unclear or flexible, so the speaker can later choose the definition that benefits them most. If people agree, they claim the strong meaning; if people disagree, they switch to a softer or different meaning. The word’s meaning is only “decided” after seeing the reaction.
Person 1: That presentation you did was… interesting.
Person 2: Interesting as in good, or interesting as in bad?
Person 1: I mean, interesting.
Person 2: Be honest.
Person 1: Okay fine, it was confusing.
Person 2: Wow. You just said interesting.
Person 1: Yeah, interesting confusing.
Person 2: That’s not what interesting means.
Person 1: It does now.
Person 2: So when it’s good, interesting means good, and when it’s bad, it means confusing?
Person 1: Exactly.
Person 2: That’s literally Schrödinger's Dictionary

Keith Urban Dictionary 

A playful term referring to a collection of definitions or phrases related to the country music star Keith Urban, often showcasing his lyrics, style, or humorous fan interpretations.
Whenever I want to find a clever quote from Keith Urban, I just check the Keith Urban Dictionary for some fan-made definitions and song references.

swallowed a dictionary 

use long and unclear words when speaking.
"customers in our pub said I sounded as if I'd swallowed a dictionary"