National Hold Short People Day

After October 21, which was throw short people day, October 22 you can hold anyone under 5’4 with no permission needed (Out of apology for the day before Oct 22)

Prepare to be held for it is National Hold Short People Day

by AyoooitsMay October 16, 2021

National ruben cant speak day

ruben is always talking about his manatee t shirts and it is getting tiring.

it is national ruben cant speak day hooray!

by hiuttsdrrgrwer May 22, 2023

National Kick An Aggressive Person Day

The day where you can kick anyone who is aggressive.

Hey its national kick an aggressive person day let's kick him

by EDON_MY_C0C October 16, 2019

National Suck Calebs Penis Day

Suck caleb’s penis on march 21

oh shit its that one hot kids birthday, its national suck calebs penis day!

by Hot big penis kid March 30, 2021

national hug a short friend day

hug a short friend! make them feel loved. why not. give em a big ole tight hug

hey! it’s national hug a short friend day.
cool can i get a hug?!
sure you can buddy:)

by idkkk lol September 12, 2021

National fuck you paul day

National fuck you paul day is every night held I my house I’ll see you tonight paul Castro.

I’m going to fuck Paul Castro so hard tonight we will call it national fuck you paul day

by Paul’s BF October 7, 2020

National shut the hell up day

On January 10, we will all tell someone to shut the hell up

‘ yo ‘

‘ yeah? ‘

‘ shut the hell up ‘

‘ why? ‘

‘ because its national shut the hell up day ‘

by Sulsonoa November 10, 2021