Shmuel Juice

A Viscous liquid, defined as a comforting mental flow to calm anxieties. Excreted overtime and could result in a mess if dried up.

The thicker the Shmuel Juice the browner the liquid.

When Shmuel juice gets stuck to skin hair or clothing, the only effective measure is to discard it and surgically remove the affected area if it is viscous. If the Shmuel Juice is clear or slightly yellow, mix 3 drops of chlorhexidine gluconate with warm soapy water and treat area with solution by gentle scrubbing for 5 minutes. Works on all surfaces!

Never attempt to Self operate

Jimmy: What's that on your shirt?

Tom: OH Shit! I got Shmuel Juice on me

Jimmy: Damn bro, your not getting that out for weeks!

by TheOGtruthteller January 11, 2024

JUICE

A liquid beverage!

Kevin what's up? I'm at a party having some juice and it's awesome!

by PRINCE130JR July 13, 2018

Gogo Juice

A mixture of disgusting liquids such as, caffeine drinks,soda,hot sauce, and much more. Used commonly by Honey Boo Boo, a young beauty queen.

My gogo Juice gonna help me winnnn

by SuperHelper64 June 4, 2018

goon juice

cum

my goon bud got goon juice all over my face during the goon sesh

by goonercheeks58 November 15, 2023

spit the juice

To "get at'' a female or male.

Im gonna go spit the juice with that girl over there.

by Dat nigga Tee February 7, 2020

Hooligan juice

Slang expression for alcohol.

Dude 1. Why did you jump off the roof into your pool?
Dude 2. I think I drank too much hooligan juice.

by Manly West November 9, 2019

juice pocket

1. Slang term for the vagina. 2. A jerk.

"All we did today in health class was talk about juice pockets."

"Dude, he ate the last cookie? What a juice pocket."

by lautaylo September 30, 2009