I-Eye

A digitally enabled human eye lens replacement which provides perfect vision. I-Eye adds a digitally created "virtual underlay”, a Bluetooth app camera which analyzes what your brain is seeing and adding Apple ads imagery for the best device to bu yNOW to keep you alive. Perfect vision and perfect situational awareness, and a direct link to Apple Pay.

Many Apple presidents had toyed with the idea of using implanted virtual reality devices, but only one accomplished it. f Apple is bringing home I-Eye production home from China. Said his followers “I-Eye Cap’n!” ... when asked if they would like universal free Apple Eye health care .

by You rReal Name July 27, 2020

eye widener

A person that is so attractive that peoples eyes widen when looking at him/her. Also very sex appealing.

"Did you see that girl at the bar on Tuesday?"
"Yeah, she was real eye widener"
"My girlfriend slapped me for staring"

by Spike* July 26, 2013

Opp Eyes

When you’re always on the look out for an opp or someone who could potentially be working amongst the opposition.

“Yo who tf is that over there, sorry I have opp eyes”

by KrazyKing April 11, 2022

football pool eyes

Descriptive expression used when observing some unfortunate fucker who is so monstrously bosseyed that they have football pools eyes. One home and one away. Can be substituted for Pontoon Eyes, one twists and one sticks, or One on dip , One on full beam .

Did you notice the football pool eyes on that fecker? She doesnt know if its new year or New York , looking thru those fuckers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 6, 2023

Eye watering candy

A twist on ‘eye candy’, but for a well endowed good looking man showing off his goods.

He was some eye watering candy to look at 🥵

by FloppyMonster March 30, 2025

Gretzky-Eyes

#1. Peripheral vision beyond normal to make crazy hockey plays.
#2. Asian female with sexy eyes
#3. Pinky

Gretzky-Eyes: "She's got Wayne Gretzky eyes"...."Shes got Betty Davis Eyes"

by Uncle Neal August 20, 2020

Dogs eye at night

A Ghost refers to busting a nut within a girls mouth while she has milk in there. The goal is to make sure theres a little bit of blood in the semen so it looks as if someone took a picture of a dog during night

Dude lindsay stepped on my nuts so I made her chow down some milk and gave her a Dogs eye at night

by Daeen September 30, 2019