Just like the game of punchbuggy or slugbug when you see a Volkswagen Beetle, but this is when you see a Tesla you give the a slight horse-bite (pinch). You have to say "no bite back" or they can pinch you back.
by DJ Dammit Man December 22, 2024
Get the tiny bite tesla mug.BBMT- A test in which a male tries to reach his bellybutton with his penis while erect. For males with innie belly buttons, their penis must at least reach the crater of the belly button.
Guy #1- I failed the belly button measuring test, now my girl wants to leave me!
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
Guy #2- I had to get my belly button surgically moved down to pass.
by Someguyyouveseenbefore January 12, 2025
Get the Belly Button Measuring Test mug.paw patrol testicle transplant is a medical operation to remove your testicles and replace them with small paw patrol figures. You might choose to do this if you regularly use the Slovakian traffic cone method.
paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.
It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!
paw patrol testicle transplant Has proven to boost fent intake threshold, as well as penis erection size.
It might also make any splashpad you come in contact with squirt double the distance!
Hey Jeff! have you gotten the paw patrol testicle transplant yet?
Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.
Jeff: no, unfortunately I don't have testicles due to gang affiliated activates in which a stray bullet exploded my testicles.
by The only skibidi goat January 25, 2025
Get the paw patrol testicle transplant mug.One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.
"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea
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When someone looks so fine they look like a daddy you can call them an Abel Makkonen Tespussy, since he is literally the definition of attraction and a hot daddy <3. XOXO (love the dad bod, put it on me =)
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025
Get the Tap Your Testicles Twice mug.A conversational vibe check where someone casually drops a spicy, high-conviction opinion—not to argue, but to see who keeps it cool and who crumbles like an overbaked croissant.
It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.
Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve
You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
It’s not trolling. It’s not a trap. It’s just the quiet part said out loud… on purpose.
Filters for:
• Keeping your cool when the convo isn’t hugging your feelings
• Not turning into a TED Talk the second someone disagrees
• Acting like an adult, not an exposed nerve
You drop the truth. Their reaction does the sorting.
Person A: “Unconditional love is a myth. Every love has terms—some people just don’t read the fine print.”
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.
Person B: “Wow… that’s kinda toxic.”
Narrator: Hot Take Shit Test failed. Thanks for playing.
by earlerichardsjr April 15, 2025
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