Poop chute screwer

Another term for an anal sex lover and afficiando.

n. One who only engages in assfucking or anal foreplay and sex.

Andy is one hell of an ass lover. He rather fuck an ass over a vagina. He sure is a bona fide poop chute screwer!!

by Pig Demon the slut conqueror February 1, 2026

Poop Phonics

A method of teaching fecally focused children to read. They are encouraged to look in the toilet after pooping and use a stick to rearrange their floating turds into readable letter combinations and sounds they can use to form words.

5 year old Bobby was obsessed with his poop but was not interested in learning to read, so his mom introduced him to Poop Phonics. Soon he was building complex sounds in the toilet and reading above grade level.

by Velvet Tongue February 19, 2026

Poop

The best most funny word

It’s poop oclock

by Drofpoop February 11, 2025

Poop Mountain

When a party of 2 or more poop in the same toilet without flushing in between use. Ultimately piling up waste.

Dude, I was at the bar last night and walked in on a nasty Poop Mountain. It was awesome.

by DonDictionary February 22, 2025

Poop Cummery

A very versatile word that can be used in place of tomfoolery or can be uses to describe a situation that's poopy and cummy.

John and James kept killing me, so I got off the game because I'm sick of the poop cummery.

by Vptheogsince93 March 9, 2025

Poop Cummery

Commonly used in the Midwest, originated in North East Ohio in an old stealtown (Youngstown, OH). Another word for tomfoolery, or to detail someone who's acting ridiculous.

John I'm trying to relax while playing video games, stop all that Poop Cummery.

by Vptheogsince93 March 9, 2025

Poop jaccuzi

The surgical removal of the brain.

The CPT code for a Poop Jaccuzi is 6969696969. Looks like the patient's copay is $69.

by Pewpewpewrainbows March 15, 2025