National Blowjob day

Nation blowjob day it’s literally every day no matter what you gotta give him a blowjob even when your over his house or he’s over yours get him to whip
It out

Evan: Oi give me a blowjob

Evans missus:why

Evan: it’s national blowjob day

by Aizakku October 1, 2019

National Tall Day

On sep 3 all friends over 5'5" will receive $5 from their short friends (under 5'5")

sup shorty its National Tall Day, give me 5 bucks short boy

by Buy Me a Drank September 3, 2021

national boyfriend day

defined: post your boyfriend on the 10th august and show him u love him!!

national boyfriend day

girl posts boy out of blue saying i love you!!

by k.k.c August 1, 2021

National Single ASB DAY

National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍

Jack: Bro it’s National single asb day
Taylor: haha you get no pussy

by NENEFRMRAQCITY June 10, 2022

National Send Ass Pic Day

National Send Ass Pic Day

Hey kitten 😈 *sends ss of National Send Ass Pic Day on urban dictionary*

Omg daddy 🤤🥺 * Sends and ass pic*

by MonkePiss June 28, 2021

National bully Lacy day

On June 3rd is National bully Lacy day. Probably cause she has freckles? If she fakes being Irish bully her.

Bully Lacy on June 3rd. National bully lacy day!

by jdioejwhf May 2, 2023

National Sex day

January 6th

Me: “Babe it’s national sex day, let’s celebrate”
Girlfriend: “okay sounds good

by Justmetonigh January 5, 2020