mom

a person who give birth to a child and is a female and in some cases are boys (rarely)

i love my mom!

by Emmy(not my real name btw) January 20, 2020

mom

What social media users call woman they receive information and money from.

I owe my success to mom based in America.

by dream genie January 20, 2020

UR MOM

the person who gave birth to you
thinks their right all the time
makes u clean ur room
whoops ur a s s for no reason

Your cool friend: yo, UR MOM kinda sucks at this game!
You: I know
Your cool friend: wanna come over to get away from UR MOM?
You: ya bro

by taytaysuckssheabitchfromhell January 21, 2020

ur mom gay

ur dad les btqia+ whats next? ur family tree lgbt homo will rise

yo ur mom gay

by happyholocaust January 22, 2020

tuxedo mom

A cat mom having the noble distinction of only owning tuxedo cats, typically only one at a time. They talk to and about their cat to anyone who will listen. Tuxedo cats are more beautiful, intelligent, and have more personality than other cats. Tuxedo moms also display these same traits.

"I'm not a 'crazy cat lady'! I'm a tuxedo mom!"

by TheKatertot January 23, 2020

Your mom

The ultimate comeback to any diss or response. These holy words have the ability to destroy the careers of those unfortunate to receive them. The only chance to not get fooled by these words is to pray to god and repent your sins.

Friend 1: “Hey do you know who’s the fattest person in the world right now?”
Friend 2: “Probably your mom”
Friend 3: Gasps, drops to the floor, spasms out, and dies

Bystander: “Damn bruh, this dude died”

by Prepare thy anus January 26, 2020

yer mom

a fat bitch

teacher doing attendance says: "who are we missing?"
student:" YER MOM!!!

by KING3R23 January 27, 2020