i beg you not

don't fucking do it

"i'm going to get a tattoo"

"I beg you not"

by ilikehypoallergeniccats February 3, 2021

yeah i guess

no

me: do you know what i mean?
her: yeah i guess

by mayhem8772 April 26, 2022

I love you

A phrase that I used to believe was "cringe" - not really cringe but that's the only word that comes close to how I'd describe it. A friend of mine also found the word "cringe" too, but also agreed that the word cringe didn't do it justice either. Perhaps the notion of love was what made it cringe. My friend never told anyone they loved them, but rather showed it by action. I didn't willingly ever tell anyone I loved them, but only did so because they said it first and I would've gotten yelled at if I didn't say it back.

Then one day my friend and I realised we had a crush on each other (ironically), and that was the day we both said we loved each other and finally understood that it wasn't cringe at all, but perhaps the best thing in the world to hear from someone if it's the right "someone". From that day on there hasn't been a day we haven't told each other we love them.

"I love you" isn't cringe, it's the best and hardest phrase to say in the English language, but it means the universe and beyond if you hear it from just the right someone.

by Magic kitty April 29, 2022

i love cats

You are a good person, you have good taste in animals, your a chad and most importantly you are the best person.

Jeff: hey dude do you like cats?
Josh:Heck!! yea i love cats
Jeff: wow your so cool big w for you plus your a chad

by cats are cool and so are you April 29, 2022

I love the sun

(brit.)
"I fucked your mum"
In the style of cockney rhyming slang, this can be used to say "I fucked your mum" even in a more formal setting among those in the know while seeming perfectly polite.

"Oi, oi mate. I love the sun."
"Ohhhhh fuck off mate"

by Duoquadragesimal May 9, 2022

I need those

A *partly* sarcastic way of saying you like someting ugly or funny

*sees a pair of high sole pink crocs*
-Omg
-Yes

-I need those

by Somegirlout.there April 5, 2022

I will sue you

A common reply from pissed off folks, esp. popular in people from some South Asia country.

"Doctor, it's been a week and my procelain crown is hard to chew with, and cause my gum bleeding and..."
(Bobbling) "Don't you dare leave a bad review on Google or I will sue you for slander! My cousin is a lawyer! I WILE SUE YUU!"

by DaniloIsADog November 16, 2021