Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.

Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."

by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025

Green Dudes from Mortal Engines

A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).

Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.

by A. Miller September 25, 2025

green doiley

When a leprechaun ejaculates into a tissue it becomes a green doiley.

I found Conor’s green doiley tucked behind my laptop!

by Lanaslayer May 3, 2018

Green FN

a phrase used when you shoot a basketball knowing its going to go in

person 1: "Green FN!"
person 2: "bro you airballed"

by ajthesungod on soundcloud April 12, 2024

Green

Green

She is way to green

by anonymous December 9, 2021

The Green Temptation

The strong urge to buy anything green when shopping

"i bought this shirt. I dont like it but i just got the green temptation"

by DefinitelyNotSisse February 11, 2024

Green Day

The greatest rock band in the world forever.

Person 1: American Idiot by Green Day is the greatest album ever made.
Person 2: What about 21st Century Breakdown?
Person 1: Oh right, forgot about that one.

by Thorn (like the letter) April 4, 2024