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cum guzzling seman demon

Wow I hate you that's why your a cum guzzling seman demon
by Jd_izagod September 19, 2016
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Cum eating space dragon

As I said... ITS A FUCKING CUM EATING SPACE DRAGON
by Hoffii February 9, 2018
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I'm Gonna Cum On You

A meaningful phrase used in wholesome TikTok lives and congratulating your teammates/opponents in games. It doesn't have a specific meaning just used on anything happy/wholesome.
Example 1:
Other Team Wins:

You: I'm gonna cum on you

Example 2:
TikTok live with people with disabilities and terminal illness
You: I'm gonna cum on you

Example 3:
Friend: I can't believe I beat you in that race
You: I'm gonna cum on you
by Wholesome gamer May 11, 2023
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Spag-o-cum-ghetti

When you put on a condom filled with spagetti, have sex with it and then have the girl eat your cum-filled spaghetti.
P1: what was that white thing in your girl's spaghetti?
P2: we did the Spag-o-cum-ghetti
by Güntherlovesspaghetti June 12, 2021
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cum in my asshole daddy

someone who has no cock
cum in my asshole daddy is sexy
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cum guzzeling asteroid cunt

An insult reserved only for emergencies where the situation calls for an insult that will cause her to incinerate the earth upon hearing it. Used primarily to insult a girl when she won't stop farting in her sleep.
Girlfreind-pppphhhfffftttt!!!!!!!!!!!!
You- stop farting in your sleep you cum guzzeling asteroid cunt!!!!!!
by Fedex1220 August 2, 2016
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Cum and go screen protector

Pretty much ur gonna get hard as a rock and then bust a nut. Rather then busting into a controller cleanable space bust the nut on ur phones screen and smear it around. Leave it over night and it’ll crystallize into a screen protector.
Damn my screen protector broke but it’s all good I’ll have on of my homies make me a quick cum and go screen protector.
by Proffesor_Nut October 21, 2019
mugGet the Cum and go screen protectormug.

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