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Minnesota Meat-Masher

The act of having a parter crush the mans fully erect penis with hard objects such as bricks until the man ejaculates
"dude Rebecca gave me a Minnesota Meat-Masher last night, and it still aches."
by PenisTicker March 18, 2025
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Meat Spill

Meat Spill: (n)

• 1. accidental exposure of the genitals

• 2. a threesome between two males & one shemale
• 3. headshot
Everything was going fine at the local intermediate tag-football game until two of the players collided thus causing a meat spill that frightened fans”

“Wussuh, bruh, y’trying to have this meat spill or not?”

“They found him after two weeks & the smell of the meat spill caused by the firearm used was horrendous”
by yeraurasux June 2, 2024
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Meat Curtain Remembrance Day

69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.
“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”
by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024
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Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.
Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2024
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Defying the meat

Inserting your dick so hard into a mans that it fits.
Like defying the odds, I have just been defying the meat of a man I fucked.
by FantumTax June 19, 2024
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Meat Bearer

A Deli Worker who is so good at their job that they have been given the title of the “Meat Bearer”
P1: “Hey, John-“
P2: “No, I am no longer “John”. Call meThe Meat Bearer”
P1: “What the fuck
by splatic June 19, 2024
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