Mr. Brightside Syndrome

The condition where one likes or knows only the most popular song from a band or artist.

"Hey, what's your favorite song by My Chemical Romance?"
"Defiantly Welcome to the Black Parade"
"Yo you totally got Mr. Brightside Syndrome"

by gingecan July 2, 2014

flower pot syndrome

sexual intercourse between a woman with a well oiled, stretched, rather large vagina and a man with a relatively small penis

I, an Asian man with a rather small penis, had sex with an African woman whose vagina felt so big I was hit with a bad case of the flower pot syndrome

by Dynamite203857 February 27, 2008

Fat Face Syndrome

FFS is when you're on the telephone and your fat face dials a number, hang the phone up or presses the volume keys.

"... and she was being a bitch so I told her -beep- sorry, fat face syndrome."

by Jennahoe October 22, 2009

Berry Down Syndrome

The irrational belief by employers and supervisors that making use of a BlackBerry phone during the business day will result in a lack of productivity. Micro managers are usually afflicted by this disorder.

Susie: I'm off. I'm going to call my friend for a ride home.
Jojo: Down. Susie, down. Down. Put it down.
Susie: What the hell are you talking about?
Jojo: Down, berry down. Put it down. Down, put the berry down. Down, put it down. Down. Down.
Susie: You have Berry Down Syndrome, get help!

by Jocko Tam July 18, 2009

chris valenti syndrome

the syndrome in which an unmarried individual falls in love with an engaged individual, and the engaged with the unmarried, but does nothing until the engaged individual is married. usually leaves both parties in a depressed state.

Bill: What's wrong with you?
Ryan: I'm suffering from Chris Valenti syndrome. This girl I like was engaged and got married, but I'm in love with her and she is in love with me. Guess it's too late now.

by happyending December 24, 2007

lazy bitch syndrome

(n)noun: when your bitch-ass is so thirsty for government assistance, that you cause bodily harm to yourself or fake a disability for financial aid.

"Did you hear about the chick who poured drain cleaner in her eyes so that she would go blind?!"
"Yeah, that slut has lazy bitch syndrome."

by shhshelby November 17, 2015

dick down syndrome

The physical state following a good dicking in which you find yourself dazed, both mentally and physically.

Girl I was fucked so hard last night I woke up with dick down syndrome

by Ted_Bear November 16, 2016