meat wash

a unisex term referring to oral favors of any type.

"That $96.00 appetizer is certainly worth a meat wash!"
OR
"So how was your date with that new girl last night?"
"Oh it was great, she allowed me to give her a meat wash!"

by meatspert February 3, 2010

Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Meat Slab

When you tie two women’s pussy lips together to create the meat slab

Or alternatively, when you dig through the Arby’s dumpster and steal a frozen slab of roast beef and feed it to the whores in the basement

“Ayo Lemme lick those meat slab: the tied clitoris”
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by Cgl66266 September 23, 2025

Meat Grappler

A term used derogatorily to describe a man who is well versed in the manipulation of the male genitialia.

Guy1 to Guy2 - "you're fag"

Guy2 - "I'll take that a compliment coming from a dirty meat grappler such as yourself"

by JebusCripes February 23, 2011

Meat Snorter

A).Someone who uses cocaine off a penis shaft. Synonymous with "hammer rails"
B).Somebody who smells male genitalia for Sexual pleasure. Synonymous with "cock sniffer "

" Oh man that chick asked me if she take a hammer rail, she's a total meat snorter"

"Bro I heard homie had to take a hammer rail in order to get his free bag. Yeah he's a total meat Snorter"

by Certifieddictionary February 3, 2023

Meat truck

HUGE man. Just absolutely honkin muscles and curves in all the right places. He will tower over u and throw u over his shoulder like it's nothing. He has more muscles and mass than you, your father, AND your father's father combined. He is what all body builders aspire to look like.

Jonathon joestar is a meat truck of a man, he is HUGE.

by Probably_cake January 2, 2023

Meat Hook

An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.

I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed

by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016