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like trying to nail jello to a cat

A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.
by Brett’s Brain April 23, 2018
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Cat

The dog had do cat
by Kfispf294 January 1, 2018
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cat

a fluffy little pet that loves to eat your homework
by true beauty girl <3 January 1, 2018
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cat wire

What your friend calls chicken wire he uses to protect his plants from cats.
I gotta protect my plants from these cats bro. I need some cat wire.
by BPCG4L May 1, 2018
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Cat

An evil animal that scratches ur feet if u stretch out
by Šôš January 8, 2018
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Cat

Look at that cat I’m about to smash aka pussy
by D1C3 January 13, 2018
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Cats Ass

The alternative definition to "cats ass" as indicating something quintessentially cool. In this definition, cats ass is used to denote a small circular bald spot on the back of a mans head that is surrounded by dense hair and thus resembles a felines anus. The term can also be used to indicate any small circular void of something that was previously present and now missing, as long as it resembles it's namesake - a kitties butthole (e.g., a small round patch of dead grass in an otherwise healthy lawn). But let's be honest , its best used to harass your balding friends.
Johnny: Dude, did you see that tiny bald spot on the back of Jesses head?
Muldoon: I know dude! He's only 19 years old and already has a cats ass. Time to call Bosely.
by GGAllin25 September 4, 2017
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