national taliyah day

the day where you celebrate all Taliyah’s because we are amazing and great🥳❤️❤️!!!

do you know what day it is?
- “yeah, it’s national taliyah day where you celebrate all taliyah’s!”

by liyah07 January 16, 2021

Tch Hairband day

May 1st is Tch Hairband day to celebrate we all wear pink hairbands.

What day is it tomorrow?
Tomorrow is May 1st the Tch Hairband day

by Taehyun is cute February 1, 2021

alex is not funny day

Every year in March 22 emerges a special day called ALEX IS NOT FUNNY DAY. To all you alexes I wish you a happy Alex is not funny day :)

Alex: hi!

You: your not funny

Alex:why

You: because it is national Alex is not funny day

by ΜΑρ March 20, 2021

Fuck a Friend Day

Fuck a Friend day is on April 09th.

It is the Day you should fuck a Friend of Yours.

What Day is on April 09th? Fuck a Friend Day!

by Milfhunter2021 April 2, 2021

National No Bitches Day

National No Bitches Day (April 26th) is a national holiday celebrating your lack of bitches.

Hey guys, it's National No Bitches Day!

by Dudebroe April 26, 2022

Methhead Mid-day

The time in the middle of the night when a methhead suddenly becomes productive.
This may include but is not limited to:
Fixing their Honda.
Fixing lawn mowers.
Scavenging.
Home improvement.
Experimenting with bright lights.
Gardening.
Random gatherings.

Experimenting with chemistry.

Person 1: “I just saw my neighbor gardening with a headlamp at 3 am.”

Person 2: “Don’t you know that’s methhead mid-day?”

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“I have this lady Carla who will clean for cheap.” “But she only works at methhead mid-day.”

by MILF: Man I Love Frogs November 11, 2022

national wlw day!

october 5th is national wlw day

wlw = woman loving woman

it could also be lesbian day so it could also be nblw (nonbinary loving woman) or wlnb

person one: do you wanna be my gf?
person two: is it october 5th?
person one: yes it’s national wlw day!

person two: yes!! let’s listen to girl in red and play with kittens

by trina vega hater October 2, 2022