Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

by Honeydog November 4, 2014

Poop

poop is a long, brown/green line that comes outta your butthole

Hey! Poop is finally coming out of my butthole!!

by Ftytggtfsssfhj June 27, 2020

Poop sacks

Where your poop is stored; in your butt cheeks. The more you sit, the mushier it gits.

I sat for 8 hours on that flight yesterday, so my poop sacks are really mushy. I guess I’m gonna have the squirts again.

by sci-isms January 8, 2024

Poop Cummery

Commonly used in the Midwest, originated in North East Ohio in an old stealtown (Youngstown, OH). Another word for tomfoolery, or to detail someone who's acting ridiculous.

John I'm trying to relax while playing video games, stop all that Poop Cummery.

by Vptheogsince93 March 9, 2025

razor poop

When your poops so dense and there's a lot of it, when it passes through your anal canal and gives you a slight sensation of razor burn.

Holy moly, grandmother's chicken pot pie just loaded me up with razor poop.

by Squirtle yum yum November 22, 2016

shootin' the poop tube

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.

It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.

by Sudo-Woodo January 2, 2018

Poop

P eople
O rder
O ur
P atties

Squidward: may I take your order
Patrick: uhhhuhhhhhhhhuhhhhhhhh
TWENTY MINUTES LATER
Narrator: Psst Squidward. Remember poop!
Squidward: Oh yeah! Patrick try a Krabby Patty!
Partick: *gasp* okay!
Squidward: and what size meal would you like?
Patrick: uhhhhhh...
Squidward: oh no

by AppleDANISH March 29, 2022