d-bag

Short for "douche bag". Used in place of many nouns including: idiot, moron, dick, jerk, etc.

Juan thinks he is smarter than me. What a d-bag.

by sperm cleana October 18, 2008

Secure The Bag

When you've secured a ps5 or xbox series x/s.

Credit: Jake Randall

Jake: "Hey guys, Kohl's is live, go secure the bag!

by nutsec November 21, 2020

Sag Bag

A large satchel like area situated below the stomach region, where excess (often wrinkly) fat is placed, in a hopeful attempt to hide away the unattractive overproduced skin. Elderly and obese women usually possess this kind of bodily object.

So not to defeat the purpose of looking skinny in my skinny jeans, i squashed the flab at the end of my stomach into my trusty sag bag.

by Zigabub December 17, 2013

Stunt Bags

(noun) excessively large breast implants. Usually referenced as such when they are paired with revealing and tight fitting support clothing that pushes them up and out to cause them to form a nearly flat surface on top.

Most prevalent with larger women that choose to get DD+ breast implants to compensate/compliment their fuller figure.

"She is dumb as a box of rocks, but she is redeemed by the stunt bags (she has)."

"With hips like those, she could really use a pair of stunt bags to round out her figure."

by Mark in San Bruno August 15, 2012

Smashing the bag

When a bag needs a new cunt.

Person 1: What you up to tonight?
Person 2: Smashing the bag!
Person 1: MATE
Person 2: GOOD BAAAAAAG!

by Phil McPhilson October 30, 2011

walnut bag

when its really cold out and ur bag contracts and goes really har

u know uve had, all guys get it

by kyle jaswal December 13, 2004

gas bag

Noun: a particularly aromatic sample of marijuana.

That stuff you gave me was the gas bag, man! My friend’s mom definitely smelled it when we walked in the door.

by Ron Christopherson September 4, 2019