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John (douglas)

John is a very tall, athletic, and strong guy
He enjoys going on adventures, and stepin out da krib, most importantly he be spinin the ops blokk, besides that John's a very good friend who helps out when I need
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John: yo naa bra u good

Zion: no bru the opps js fukin stole all my chicken
John: oh wrd bet I gochu bra I got 20$ let's go to KFC

Zion: thank u John!
by Douglasonaspot_ November 19, 2023
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John Doe

John Doe is a very mysterious Roblox character, people say he hacks peoples accounts on March 18th.
"listen John Doe is a hacker"
"no, he isn't we are not friends anymore"
by MrFraggy April 9, 2019
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john cena

nothing is there
i ain’t cena thing 🙄 get it like john cena
by bigbootybiych July 1, 2021
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John Aldrete

A man of high stature and a prominent member of the rap game. (Huncho John, Quavo) He kills foo foo ass lame niggaz and listens to DurgaFlowz on repeat. He is also homeless but rich as fuck at the same time. He drinks pool water and kisses tons of hot girls.
Wow! John Aldrete is gettin it in with those thottys over there!
by jhnaldrte June 15, 2018
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John Lam

Uploads leaked gifs of footage for Marvel films.
Yo, did you see the new Avengers leaked footage?

Yeah! It John Lam-ed onto the Internet!
by DatRandomExtra July 17, 2016
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John

that mf John is acting goofy today.
by goofyboytalkreckless November 22, 2021
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John

A John is your best friend with extras. You spend a lot of time together (nearly every chance you get), plan programs together, occasionally grab a beer or two and talk about important topics (like your mutual hatred for capitalism). He's fun, outgoing, intelligent and caring but also the biggest asshole you've ever met. Everyone thinks you two are together but they are completely wrong. It's a symbiotic relationship because both of you are an emotional wreckage.
Everyone should get a John for themselves.
Having a John is the best thing that happened to me in a while.
by silence wench February 13, 2022
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