National Wash ya ass day

Since the day you was born you should’ve been washing your ass. But no worries “National wash ya ass day” is a EVERY day holiday!!

“Why Your cooter smell septic..?”, Sorry i forgot national wash ya ass day ( everyday holiday )

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by Rileytahjaee August 2, 2022

National country girl/boy day

If you were born on this day you are a definitely a country girl/boy

Hey billy Bob today is July 5 and it is national country girl/boy day

by Pag October 27, 2019

National kiss Theodor Noa day

The 15th of april its the day where you have to kiss a Theodor Noa, else you will be samed by your frinds.
Remember

Remeber to kiss a Theodor Noa, its National kiss Theodor Noa Day

by I Like Boogers January 6, 2022

National send a booty pic day

On the 4th of December, you are obligated to send someone a pic of your butt with or without pants (preferably without any type of pants, not including underwear)

Joe : Hey Amanda, send me a booty pic, it's the National send a booty pic day.
Amanda : Fine, but today only, and you can't screenshot it.

by phillyfan76 December 3, 2021

national throw the section leader day

are you in band or strings ?? then this day is for you !! on this day you should throw your section leader because they deserve it. this day march 21st each year

“hey did you hear it’s national throw the section leader day”

by nannerbelle March 20, 2022

national fuck you paul day

National fuck you Paul day is held every night in my room, i’ll see you later Paul Castro.

I’m going to fuck Paul Castro so hard that we will call it national fuck you paul day

by Paul’s BF October 7, 2020

National dress up as a maid day

National dress up as a maid day is celebrated on July 14th, where you gather all your friends and dress up as maids

Ken: hey bigchungus69, let’s dress up as maids today for National dress up as a maid day ;))

by ppeater6969 June 18, 2021