King kong choker

A massive, dunny blocking turd that requires the assistance of a foreign object before it will flush.
Mate, the King Kong choker I shat out this morning was so big I had to force it down with the toilet brush.
by krisholio March 31, 2022
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King Moment

The equivalent of "down bad," someone who is depressingly horny.
Kalon: That girl's picture got me acting up, almost smash my school's PC.
Joseph: Ohhh, King Moment.
by Yours truly, McChad January 15, 2021
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king of bloke and bird

no longer king of bloke and bird
by superbobble.com April 14, 2017
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King Belvedere

The best rock band to ever come out of Baltimore.
by B-A September 02, 2008
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Colin Lee King

A VERY sigma person and a rizz king
Colin Lee King is rizz king
by anniisbroke December 13, 2024
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Cum King

A Guy who pleasures himself with the condiment known as Mustard
Oh damn! It’s Cum King, Behniya E the guy who rubbed mustard on his balls in class then busted a fat load and drizzled the remains into his mouth
by Brandon Gonzalez November 04, 2023
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Cum King

A person who gives out a whole load of cum in orgasm
My boyfriend is such a cum king...Timmy is a cum king
by Weird Kidd February 12, 2021
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