Back Spasm Gasm

When you’re sucking your own cock and your mom walks in while you cum and you slip a disc.

Sorry I can’t go to the gym tonight I’m laid up for awhile. I forgot to lock my door last night and had a back spasm gasm

by Not viarus December 23, 2018

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Quack Quack Chair Back

what some people say to ensure that they will get their seat back after getting up; this is a phrase usually used by idiots

If you don't want your chair to be stolen, you must utter the words "Quack Quack Chair Back"

by Stacy's Mommy April 10, 2019

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Fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back

A big ugly hairy fanny

Fuck me she had a fanny like an axe wound in Chewbacca’s back

by Tits up Big Baz April 11, 2024

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The ultimate expression of transformation from existing in a negative state of spirit to a positive state. This transformation is quintified by a man or woman feeling alive and optimistic for the first time since childhood.

Alex: "Whoa, Jordan, you're looking fantastic! What's your secret?"

Jordan: "I'm Back, Daddy! I finally broke free from my old habits, embraced a healthier lifestyle, and I've never felt more alive since my childhood days!"

by Bill Miester December 4, 2023

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Pomona Back Stab

When two people have been best friends for a long time and one of them stabs the other in the back for unwarranted reasons other than to try and make themself look important.

Be careful on who you believe is your bestfriend. First chance they get they might give ya the Pomona Back Stab.

by "Jztkeepnit100" November 15, 2020

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