National Not Gonna Happen Couples Day

A day for couple that will 100% flop to give it a shot.

Person 1: Sophia and Blake will never last
Person 2: oh yea! but they should date on november 7th! National Not Gonna Happen Couples Day

by ship it November 4, 2019

National ask a girl out day

Ask a girl out today

Will you go out with me?
National ask a girl out day

by Ryihery August 10, 2021

Nation get something for Destiny Day

You buy something for someone named destiny

Here’s $1 in Apple Pay for nation get something for destiny day

by DESITNYNY September 5, 2021

National Kick a short person day

National Kick a short person day every 26th of January

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!

by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

National Beat Up Vinny Day

National Beat Up Vinny Day is the day on the 27th of November where you can beat up anyone named Vinny and if they fight back you are allowed to hit them with a semi-truck.

Oh hey, it's National Beat Up Vinny Day, you know what that means, Vinny!

by Folmsy November 21, 2021

national stop being a perv day

the day where creepy ass people leave minor girls alone

turkan leave me alone it’s national stop being a perv day!

by woopypiebruh March 9, 2021

National Wash ya ass day

Since the day you was born you should’ve been washing your ass. But no worries “National wash ya ass day” is a EVERY day holiday!!

“Why Your cooter smell septic..?”, Sorry i forgot national wash ya ass day ( everyday holiday )

By rileytahjaee on insta !

by Rileytahjaee August 2, 2022