homeless wanabe mom

A homeless woman who begs to every man she sees for unprotected sex because she want's to be a mom, even though she is homeless

Person 1: I am going to take another route to walk to work from now on. May take 5 minutes more.

Person 2: Why?

Person 1: Because there is this annoying homeless wanabe mom, along my walk to work who embarrasses me everytime she asks me for sex out of the blue.

Person 2: Ok, no problem. Just wake 5 minutes more early.

by MST3K I like December 25, 2020

Your mom

A classic finishing move under veteran cod players

Random kid : bro you suck I would clap you

You : your mom

Random kid : ‘dies ‘

by Your mom explains my name November 10, 2020

ur mom GAY

the comeback that destroys everybody

Person 1: You're as fat as an elephant
Person 2: Ur mom gay
Person 1: :(

by nose flute November 11, 2020

Your mom

gay

joe hey bro your mom is gay
jack die

by ee er November 11, 2020

Ur mom

Ur mom is mine. She’s a bitch and she does great in bed

Ooh ur mom u did good last night

by Ur moms really piping off November 12, 2020

Ur mom

Saying this word will completely annihilate
The person ur speaking to.

John : fuck u
Bob : ur mom
John : dies

by Nictjr November 14, 2020

Ur mom

A response that I use uncontrollably but this usually is a response to a question that the person who said “ur mom” doesn’t know how to answer.

Just know ur mom jokes are not offensive

Don’t be a wuss

EXAMPLE #1

Classmate(wuss)-“What is the square root of 5375271963?” Me(cool dude)-“Ur mom” classmate(wuss) “what about my mom?!?

EXAMPLE #2

dude with gay dads-“ur mom is so fat she can’t fit through the door frame” Me-“ur mom is so ugly your dad had to get a husband” dude with gay dads-“whoa dude that was SAVAGE!!!!” Me-“I know 😎”

by Imma closeted lesbian 😎 November 16, 2020