by popmpin October 23, 2007
Get the krayon man mug.A man that smokes A LOT of weed and is also a big cannabis drug dealer. Also a big shot and can splash out to impress ladies and eventually boning them and maybe a few of their friends... Normally gets into clubs without being searched and so might carry a trey eight...
by MarcusPrince April 19, 2011
Get the Zoobie Man mug.a Sex Man is a straight white male that is horrible at engaging in sexual intercourse and try’s to cover up his insecurities with the tittle Sex Man.
“I’m a Sex Man.” - Sex Man
“I think you mean ur a pussy but whatever ur weird anyways...” - Actually Sexy Man
“I think you mean ur a pussy but whatever ur weird anyways...” - Actually Sexy Man
by Piece Of Shitt January 15, 2021
Get the Sex Man mug.Man-Voice is all about sounding as manly as possible and can be used in many areas of life. Take an ordinary word like "banana" or "paper clip" (well technically that's two words but stfu) or like... "poncho", and suddenly it sounds incredibly manly and assertive. Saying the word/phrase quickly and clearly is also vital in creating the perfect lulz.
It's fun to do and is very lultastic if done right. Saying "BANANA HAMMOCK." boldly and triumphantly in like... Target or something, yeah, that definitely contributes to what Man-Voice is all about: randomness and a manly way of doing so.
It's fun to do and is very lultastic if done right. Saying "BANANA HAMMOCK." boldly and triumphantly in like... Target or something, yeah, that definitely contributes to what Man-Voice is all about: randomness and a manly way of doing so.
While driving past a father and his young son, I triumphantly Man-Voiced out the car window: "MAN AND CHILD".
When I was at the store selecting apples to put into a pie, I held up the perfect apple and boldly declared, in my most triumphant Man-Voice, "RED DELICIOUS IS NUTRITIOUS".
When I was at the store selecting apples to put into a pie, I held up the perfect apple and boldly declared, in my most triumphant Man-Voice, "RED DELICIOUS IS NUTRITIOUS".
by Sarah loves YOOOOOU January 4, 2009
Get the Man-Voice mug.A coin like currency used by men to buy freedom from their significant other. 3 are issued upon marriage and once presented to the wife from "the man" all arguments cease immedietly and the man auto-wins his case.
Man: Honey, Gene and Randy want to go hunting this weekend.
Wife: I don't think so, we have a baby shower to........
(Man slams man-chip on table)
Man: I'm going hunting!
Wife: I don't think so, we have a baby shower to........
(Man slams man-chip on table)
Man: I'm going hunting!
by Spm16 April 28, 2011
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Get the Magic Man mug.Man rash is the condition that results from wearing certain types of boxers (especially flannel) on a hot day. The sweat soaked boxers will begin to cause a form of chafing very similar to diaper rash. This condition is more common in big men, as they tend to sweat more and their thighs rub together more. A man suffering from this condition can often be seen walking in a bow-legged manner.
Man Rash is also believed to be the biggest driving force in sales of baby powder to men.
Man Rash is also believed to be the biggest driving force in sales of baby powder to men.
Hiker A: Why the hell are you walking like that? And what's with the cringing?
Hiker B: I've got a wicked case of man rash. It's killing me.
Hiker A: That's what you get for wearing flannel boxers to go hiking in 99 degree weather? Dumb-ass!
Hiker B: I've got a wicked case of man rash. It's killing me.
Hiker A: That's what you get for wearing flannel boxers to go hiking in 99 degree weather? Dumb-ass!
by Archbishop Shaggy September 7, 2009
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