by Sodieoxkrkdivmrxijdix December 28, 2020
Get the poop sockmug. When someone is late because they (or someone they're traveling with) takes an excessively long poop, therefore causing a delay in the plans.
Sorry we're late to the poetry reading, we were set back about 20 minutes due to my husband's poop delay.
by The mad shatter July 9, 2019
Get the poop delaymug. Poop loop is the act of repeatedly defecating in intervals, also known as loops. One defecation session in the interval can last anywhere from minutes to hours. A full poop loop can last for days. Most poop loops are causes by diarrhea.
Person 1: What's poppin, brah? Wanna play some games?
Person 2: Sorry, I'm shitting. I've been in a poop loop ever since I ate at that one restaurant.
Person 1: Damn, brah... Poop loops really do suck!
Person 2: Sorry, I'm shitting. I've been in a poop loop ever since I ate at that one restaurant.
Person 1: Damn, brah... Poop loops really do suck!
by aximiel November 15, 2022
Get the Poop loopmug. A phenomena that occurs most commonly on the male genitalia as a consequence of diarrhea, often unexpectedly. This is because someone on the toilet who doesn't yet know they have diarrhea will make the mistake of moving their bowels full-force, resulting in the liquid fecal matter rocketing out their ass like a fire hose. The impact on the water will splash the diarrhea back onto the victim's testicles, and rarely do they wipe away off all of it.
I thought I stepped in dog shit, but it turns out I just have poop nut from when I ate Taco Bell last night.
by kek sovereignty combat program July 16, 2023
Get the Poop Nutmug. Hym "Yeah, no, the black poop was probably the Tylenol. The doctor told me to take it for my jaw thing but, man, this shit is not going away and I can't just take Tylenol forever. Ya know?"
by Hym Iam June 7, 2024
Get the Black poopmug. 
