poop

That thing that comes out of your butt. Don't eat it.

I just took a big poop

by p00pMastEr13 April 28, 2021

poop

chuk , jaime , and aaron .
biggest poops of all time

have you seen the poops ?

i wish the poops would go away 😆😆

by jeanette is coolllllll November 11, 2020

Jenna poop

A munyanyo shes a kind person and a munyanyo she likes being funny and she’s a munyanyo

Jenna poop is a kind person

by Valisthequeen February 16, 2021

Poop

Why did you look this up?😂

Person one: what are you doing?
Person two: oh, I’m just searching poop on urban Dictionary.
Person two: uhhhh bye.....

by CJ Kirby_sucks July 3, 2019

poop and mint

The process of consuming a mint while deficating in a toilet. This is used to achieve a more refreshing poop.

Austin: I gotta shit.

Tommy: don't forget a mint.

Austin: oh marvelous idea! Poop and mints are so refreshing.

by Poop and mint bros May 11, 2016

Dog Poop Shoot

A dogs poop shoot has two functions, one of which is to poop, the other one is that it can be used as a reset button if your dog is having issues.

Joe: Dude, I think my dog is about to die... it's having heart problems.
Yuri: Nah bro, if you just press your dog poop shoot, it will reset and be fine again.
Joe: Thanks bro!!

by RetardDestroyer69420 August 28, 2020

poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025