National toe nail cutting day

On the 1st of every month we will all cut off all our toe nails. This is because cannabis can stay in your toe nails for up to 6 months and in order to lower the chances of a positive drug test we must cut them as short as possible.

Bro its National toe nail cutting day, we dont want them finding out we're hippies!!

by PunchThemNazis February 6, 2021

National Send Ryan nudes day

Today is the day that every girl should find a Ryan and send them A nude of them selves then laugh about it.

Ryan:guess what day it is

Girl: I already know just give me one second

Ryan: I’m so glad you know it’s national send Ryan nudes day

by 7688902 August 27, 2020

national stop being a perv day

the day where creepy ass people leave minor girls alone

turkan leave me alone it’s national stop being a perv day!

by woopypiebruh March 9, 2021

National Kick a short person day

National Kick a short person day every 26th of January

Hey! Did you hear about National Kick a short person day? It is when you kick a short person!

by dan1eaa January 20, 2023

Nation get something for Destiny Day

You buy something for someone named destiny

Here’s $1 in Apple Pay for nation get something for destiny day

by DESITNYNY September 5, 2021

National grab your mom day

Every year on the 13 of April is the national grab your mom day. On this day you grab your mom and take her somewhere nice and enjoy your day

Take your mom somewhere nice “it’s national grab your mom day”

by Jjstanko April 11, 2019

National Beat Up Vinny Day

National Beat Up Vinny Day is the day on the 27th of November where you can beat up anyone named Vinny and if they fight back you are allowed to hit them with a semi-truck.

Oh hey, it's National Beat Up Vinny Day, you know what that means, Vinny!

by Folmsy November 21, 2021