by Curtly’s girl October 26, 2020
Get the National favorite movie character day mug.On October 28, it’s National Taser Day! Tase your friends and pretty much anyone you want to on this day!
Get tased, its October 28, you can actually taser them or taser them with your hand! It’s October 28 - National Taser Day!
by GetFuckedHoe October 26, 2020
Get the October 28 - National Taser Day mug.On October 29th your significant other must produce a grade A quality titty picture and send it to you.
National Show Me Your Titty - National Show Me Your Titty Day so pay up
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.
A picture must then be sent to you by your significant other.
by National Show Me Your Titty October 28, 2020
Get the National Show Me Your Titty mug.National kiss your crush day...Stop being the baby you are and kiss your girlfriend btw this is for you Connor!
by Kitty cat grabber November 3, 2020
Get the National Kiss your crush day mug.Friday,November 6th. Slap anyone with a bad fade,saggy nipples, and swears he is the shit at football. His name is most likely going to be Darius Phillis. Slap him as many times as you want all day.
"Hey bro did you hear it's National Slap Darius Phills day". "YESSS BRO I ALREADY GOT HIM IM BOUT TO GET HIM AGAIN".
by Darius Phills November 4, 2020
Get the National slap Darius Phills day mug.On the 1st of every month we will all cut off all our toe nails. This is because cannabis can stay in your toe nails for up to 6 months and in order to lower the chances of a positive drug test we must cut them as short as possible.
by PunchThemNazis February 6, 2021
Get the National toe nail cutting day mug.by woopypiebruh March 9, 2021
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