Roaring Kings

Fat, retarded, and smell really bad

I’m going to join Roaring kings to be obese!

by slayerKkoufaxK March 11, 2023

king kong butt

The largest mammal booty to ever sit on this earth.

“You just got shit on! How does that King Kong Butt taste pleb?”

by This isn’t Cole November 23, 2021

King Lil

THE ABSOLUTE GOAT

Why is King Lil so dang cool!

by KingLil3000 November 20, 2020

Burger King

A much better place than mcdonalds

Person:Man Im hungry wanna go to mcdonalds?
Person2: Fuck no lets go to burger king

by TheNotSoFunnyPerson May 20, 2021

king dave

the coolest bloke to ever live.

king dave is extra cool!

by poopooassass70 December 21, 2021

pulling a king ross

when you get invited to a party and have multiple hits of a weed pen and get so stoned you go and shit on a teachers lawn and get caught doing it on cctv

person 1: oh no wheres king ross gone?
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

King Arthur’d

The attempt of a foreign individual or group to invite you to gather together for a threesome.

Much like King Arthur sent out lettered invitations for knights to gather around the round table and muck around.

I was selling ice cream on the beach and a couple wrote me a note on a napkin asking me to have a threesome with them.

I said no

If you’re going to King Arthur me at least give me a good tip!

King Arthur’d- the act of getting invited into a threesome

by Breath God September 8, 2021