green despacito

The green variant of despacito

Dude have you listened to Green despacito? Its so much better than purple despacito

by hi1337hi August 6, 2018

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Dirty Green

When a girl vomits into a jar, shoves the jar deep into her ass, then gets fucked by a huge stallion horse cock, shattering the jar and tearing both the horse’s dick and Dirty Green’s vagina into a red and orange sauce. The sauce is then blended into a pulp and served to Dirty Green’s girlfriend.

Give me the dirty green baby boy

by greenspapa88996430 April 14, 2022

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2 girls buy you a green shirt

They are most likely bi sexual and want to do a threesome

Sally and Jen these 2 girls buy you a green shirt then we fucked

by Jollygreenjoyride September 24, 2023

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Green bean

He's one of the nicest people I've ever met...he's always there for me when I need him and he is such a great friend in general I'm glad I met him! He is so funny and kind, I am glad to call him my friend.

Hey have you talked to green bean yet?

by Rezesgirlfriend July 2, 2021

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Tip Green

To leave tips of money.

1. I left him, a hella Tip Green.

2. A Tip Green for that woman Sir!

by Hele53 June 23, 2021

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Green Dudes from Mortal Engines

A legendary friend group led by chaos general E. Molnar, infamous for their shenanigans and mischief at the one and only Tard House.
The Green Dudes from Mortal Engines aren’t just a squad — they’re a drunken lifestyle choice. Fueled by bottom-shelf liquor, 30-racks of cheap beer, and zero self-control, they specialize in bad decisions that somehow become legendary stories. Known for blackouts, late-night chaos, and waking up in places that defy explanation, they thrive on disorder, reckless comedy, and Molnar’s unholy talent for steering the crew straight into disaster (and staggering back out with another case of beer).

Woke up with Sharpie tattoos, an empty keg in the bathtub, and a traffic cone in the kitchen — yeah, the Green Dudes from mortal engines were here.

by A. Miller September 25, 2025

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